Like every other lazy sod on the planet, we figure it's easiest to provide our schwag via Cafe Press. They make all the money, but, dammit, we're in it for the fame!

Anyway, when it comes to multiple designs, their old ordering system was painful beyond belief. We built a beautiful, sophisticated, and simple abstraction so you could buy sensibly. Well, they've "upgraded," and these changes make it virtually impossible for us to abstract it into a better form. So, explore the designs below, and click just about anywhere to get yourself the Schwag you want, the Schwag you need, and the Schwag you deserve!.


 
 Schwag include T-shirts, sweatshirts, mousepads, mugs, and hats!  
 
All Products, All Designs (Caution — big page!)
Don't Blame Me — I voted for Che  
Don't Blame Me — I voted for Eugene V. Debs  
Don't Blame Me — I voted for the guy who Actually Won the Election  
dubya: dumb as a turd  
Fast Food is an Oxymoron  
Mr Ashcroft sent me to tap your phone and look around your hard drive... but don't worry, it's just to protect your freedom. God Bless America, and have a nice day.  
The Religious Right will run this country over My dead body!  
Risky Demographic  
Fuck Nihilism!  
Hang up the phone, and get your SUV the fuck out of my way!  
Your Money's No Good Here  
 









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