Yeah, we played Dungeons & Dragons as kids. Heck, we even played as adults. I mean, who didn't get joy out of offing the odd orc? But now we've been thinking more along the lines of the Magic Items, and how we missed the boat on that count. So here, we try to catch up.
 
 




 
 
Coin of Returning

Several variants of this Coin are known to exist, or have been mentioned in history:

  • Leopold's Token of Limitless Laundering. This fabled Coin is reportedly found around colleges and universities. It can be identified by markings spelling out "WEBB," the Sojiian God of clean clothing.
  • Quarter of Infinite Refreshment. This Coin is reputed to provide great quantities of Sodas and Snacks. Possessors tend to become more jolly and generous as time passes, but also beging to develop a paranoia around authority figures.
  • Tommy's Token. This coin is never found outside of an arcade. Upon discovery, it will seem to the finder to provide endless entertainment. This coin, however, devours the soul of the user, and they end up fearing sunlight and unable to communicate with other people (note that trolls and orcs are not effected).


 

 
Pad of Annoyance Removal


 

 
Binary File

This arcane item has many unique properties, activated by voice commands. Upon being commanded to "Open File," the owner may use the File to open things (such as prison bars). Likewise, the owner may command the File to "Create Hex" or "Remove Hex." Beware the cursed variant, known as the Corrupt File, which has been known to destroy the memory of its discoverer.



 
 









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